Welcome to the legendary...

M-Plate Hall of Shame.

M-Plates (Manufacturer's license plates) are a common sight in and around MoTown. M-Plates are how auto manufacturers register vehicles that are prototypes or experimental vehicles: vehicles that are not yet certified like "normal" cars for emissions, safety, etc. No one denies that "on road" testing of these vehicles is a necessary part of the car design process.

However, M-Plate vehicles are subject to great abuses. Since the engineers driving an M-Plate car are not paying for their own gas or insurance, and since they can justify (to themselves, at least) driving these vehicles "hard" as a service to the car companies, to shake out bugs, M-Plate vehicles are seen performing maneuvers no "ordinary" vehicle would dare. M-Plate vehicles are often equiped with "M-Warp Drive".

Hence, the M-Plate Hall of Shame.

Our Goals:

  1. To "shame" engineers and auto manufacturers into "tightening up" this program a bit, and encourage some safe behavior.
  2. To provide "civilians" with some insight into the fun "inner life" of the car companies.
  3. To have a little fun ourselves.

Latest Inductee - 53M867, "Killa Klown"

Did you ever have one of those days, where Death pops by, doesn't actually take you anywhere, just stops in to say "Hi! Remember me?"

I had one of those today. May 12, 2004, 3:52 pm, end of the work day. I left the building, and took the pedestrian crosswalk that crosses the 800 foot long (more or less) driveway that runs along the south side of our building, about 12 feet from the building. Hear an engine go to full throttle, and look to see where it's coming from. It's a brand new Ford pickup truck, license 53M867, in the parking lot behind the building. He hits the driveway still full throttle. As he nears the crosswalk stopsign, he brakes hard, and gets it down to about 20 miles/hour. Past the crosswalk, he floors it again. If someone were in the crosswalk, they'd be roadkill, unless they could run at least 20 miles/hour. Unfortunatly, I couldn't quick draw the camera fast enough to get a shot of this moron. My priorities at the time were getting to safety, getting the plate number, and then the camera...

Our building has a mix of Visteon, Ford, and Rousch people in it, so this bozo could have been with any of them. Whichever it is, I hope their employer makes them stand in the crosswalk for a while.

Our favorite - 33M228 "UFO Zebra"

UFO Zebra is a "Camo Car", heavily camoflaged to hide body features. It has been spotted on I-94 and on the Southfield Expressway several times in July 2003. UFO Zebra is very maneuverable and fast, cutting in and out traffic rapidly. On July 14, 2003, at 8:20 in the morning, it was clocked at speeds exceeding 80 miles/hour on the 55 mile/hour Southfield Expressway. We don't know it's top speed, but we would assume it's very fast. UFO Zebra is capable of great acceleration. However, it does periodically get stuck in rush hour traffic, providing photo opportunities.

On to the pictures...


Last updated 5/12/2004